Ficlet: Hello Goodbye... by neevebrody (Return 1 - Missing Scene) (NC-17ish)

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Title:  Hello Goodbye, or A Day in the Life
Rating: NC-17ish
Pairing:  McKay/Sheppard
Episode/Type:  Missing Scene from Return Part 1
Word Count:  696
Spoilers: This episode only
Legal:  So not mine
Summary:  John and Rodney just can't stay off the phone-with each other...

Hello Goodbye, or A Day in the Life

"McKay."

"Hey."

"Didn't I just leave you?"

"It's good to hear your voice too, Rodney, and that was two hours ago."

"Really?  Huh."

"You busy?"

"Not really.  I've got some underlings working on some stuff, and they keep bringing me things to sign off on, but no real heavy lifting yet.  You?"

"Nah, no missions today, kinda bored."

"So you thought you'd call and bug me."

"Yep."

~~~~

"Sheppard."

"Hey."

"Hey, what's up?"

"I just talked to Carson," Rodney said.

"Is he back in town?"

"No, still in Scotland, but he'll be back day after tomorrow.  He wants us to go to dinner.  I said Okay, okay?"

"Sure, I don't see why not."

"He wants Elizabeth to go with us.  Can you call her?  I've been trying all week and she's not returning my calls.  Maybe she'll call you back."

"Yeah, I've already left a couple of messages myself, but sure, I'll try again."

"Thanks, um, gotta go.  Bye."

"Bye."

~~~~

"Yes?"

"Hey, Rodney.  What're you doing for lunch, wanna grab something?" John asked, his voice low.  "Then maybe we can even get something to eat."

Rodney could hear that sexy grin in his voice.  "Mmm, I really wish I could, but I just got handed a project that I can't pawn off and they want some preliminary calculations by this afternoon, sorry, and I mean I'm really sorry."

"That's all right, I understand."

But Rodney could hear the disappointment in his voice.  "Will that offer still be good this evening?"

"You bet'cha."

~~~~

"McKay."

"Hey."

"Hey.  Where are you, the phone sounds funny?"

"I'm at the apartment, on my cell."

"You left early?  Bastard."

"There was nothing going on, so I left.  Thanks for letting me stay with you—nice to have somewhere to go."

"Like I'd let you stay anywhere else," Rodney said softly.  He heard the sound of rustling and then loud crunching.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I know you did not just open my bag of barbequed kettle chips."

"Yep," John said around a mouthful.  "Mmm, good."

"Dammit, Sheppard, those were mine, you said you didn't like kettle chips, that's—what?" Rodney placed his hand over the phone, "No, no, no, no, no, that's not—I told you I needed, wait, hang on."  Rodney put the phone back to his ear, "Listen, I've got to go—do not eat all of those chips!"

~~~~

"Hey."

"Hey.  Well, things have finally slowed down a bit here.  I didn't wake you up, did I?"

"Nope."

"I was just thinking, what's for dinner?"

"You mean, besides me," John said silkily.

Rodney smiled.  "Yes, besides you."

"Well, there's just enough of that pork loin, so I thought maybe sandwiches and there's some potato salad left."

"Hmm, that sounds good."

"Oh, and I picked up some beer on the way home."

"Oh god, did you—"

"Yes, Rodney.  I made sure to get Molson for you this time.  Who knew you were a beer snob."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I actually like to taste my beer, thank you."

"Yeah, whatever.  So—you're not busy now?"

"Not right now.  Why—are you naked?"

"No, but I could be if you wanted me to.  I could sit here and jerk off while you tell me dirty stories."

"God," Rodney sighed.  "That is so not fair."  Rodney pushed the heel of his hand against his hardening cock.  "I could tell you about the dream I had the other night.  We tried a new position."

"Yeah?"  Rodney could hear rustling and jostling of the phone.  "Tell me about it."

"Well, technically, it's not a new position; just, um, one we haven't tried yet—sixty-nine.  You were lying beside me blowing me and I pulled you up over on top of me, and my tongue—Yes?  What?  Okay, okay, I'll be right there.  Jesus, John, I've gotta go."

"'s okay, Rodney.  When're you coming home?"

"As soon as I can.  Bye."

~~~~

"McKay."

"Are you on your way yet?"  It was almost a whine.

"Yes, actually, I'm about to pull in the complex now."

"Good.  Meet you at the door."

"Are you naked?"

"Yep."

"Good."

"Bye."

 

Comments

[tarlanx]

LOL! Love these phone talks :-)

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Yeah, I've got a thing for them talking on the phone - among other things. *g* Glad you liked.

Hello Goodbye - story

[maxinemayer.livejournal.com]

Adorable! Great voices! Thanks for sharing.
Love, max

Re: Hello Goodbye - story

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I love them talking on the phone or radio to each other. Glad you enjoyed it.

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you.

[imisspadfoot21.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Love that they can't stop calling each other.

Thank you!!

[neevebrody.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm really glad you enjoyed it.